August 2012
m4ge:
I was listening to this song (i may or may not be in love with it) when I came across this gif and ive been laughing for a ridiculous length of time
- olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
- me: falls on face trying to put socks on
Blitzball as an Olympic sport for Rio 2016.
July 2012
do you have that ship
that everyone seems to ship
but you fucking hate
- Friend: They're fictional characters
- Me: THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEIR LOVE ISN'T REAL
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
the best part is “who needs sleep you’re only 5 episodes away from the season finale”
the three-part finale
2016: social recluse Olympics
featuring the 3 meter refrigerator dash, the fanfiction speed read, fastest Domino’s order, freestyle napping, breaststroke through tears shed over your OTP
- me watching the olympics: how
- me talking about men twice my age: but he's my bby
all of you who never reblog me are just here for my dashing good looks and charming personality arent you
Dear people who complain about time between updates on anything ever:
It’s been almost 10 years now AND THIS IS THE LAST PAGE
That’s main character #2 standing over main character #1 (who are on opposite sides fighting for the fate of earth) with a GIANT SWORD. Main character #1 is about to say his wish which is a REALLY IMPORTANT THING. THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE PLACE TO END ANYTHING EVER ALL YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID.
Blood Brothers - Ingrid Michaelson
Émilie Simon - Fleur De Saison




